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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-11 12:19 PM
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My nose is broken
Someone please make it stop running

:cry:
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-11 12:39 PM
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1. Lay down, look upside down, and...
Edited on Mon Jan-31-11 12:40 PM by Bucky
:hug: ...wait it out. Nose bleeds just run till they're over with. How on earth did you break it?

Of course as soon as it's quit bleeding, go to a doctor. They can be pretty easily reset these days.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-11 01:14 PM
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3. Snot not blood
:cry:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-11 01:17 PM
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4. Big baby.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-11 02:02 PM
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6. No shit. Walk it off, sport! I can't believe I wasted my daily ration of sympathy on boogers.
Hugs ain't free, lady!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-11 03:12 PM
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8. I wish they were boogers, I could just pick those things out of there
This is a goopy mess that never stops.

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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-11 03:48 PM
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9. ALERTING FOR INSENSITIVISNIFFITY!!!!!!
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Won't SOMEBODY please think of the children?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-11 04:22 PM
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14. yeah that's about what I look like
:cry:

Except I'm not a cute & cuddly black cat
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-11 12:50 PM
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2. If it's really broken, I'm very sorry that's happened to you and...
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...also suggest laying down AFTER packing it with some cotton balls, if possible
(maybe paper toweling, if not). An ice pack will definitely help in all sorts of
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If you mean it's broken in the same way as a leaky faucet is "broken", don't you
know that a cold, wet nose is a healthy, ah...
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CHOO!!!!
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DAMMIT!!! Now look what you've done!!!
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MorningGlow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-11 01:23 PM
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5. Pipe dope
Er, I mean box of Kleenex. Yeah.

Hope you feel better soon. Runny noses are totally annoying. x(
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-11 03:07 PM
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7. if your feet smell and you nose runs, then ???
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cbdo2007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-11 03:49 PM
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10. Well, then you better go catch it!!! ha ha hahahahaha
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-11 03:57 PM
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11. crap: RedCloud beat me to it!
Edited on Mon Jan-31-11 03:58 PM by struggle4progress
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-11 04:01 PM
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12. Rinse the inside repeatedly with warm salt water
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-11 04:21 PM
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13. Canned saline works good..
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-11 04:56 PM
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15. Hot shower, lots of steam
Flush out the pipes.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-11 05:41 PM
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16. You can always try a neti pot.


Frankly, I'd prefer to just wipe off the snot. It's more dignified.
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