The "Duck Wad Has Feelings Too" of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "I don't care. I don't care. I like it and I'm President, I'll have him know. 'Nobody voted for you Karl,' I'll tell him, 'So if I want Duck Wad, then it's gonna be Duck Wad. So there!'. . . Besides, it only makes sense. More people will vote for me if I'm a regular guy. A regular guy has a nickname. Duck Wad was my nickname and everybody will therefore vote for Duck Wad over some guy that just went to Vietnam without a nickname or anything we know about. Perfect sense!!! Geez . . . He didn't have to slap me just cause I wouldn't 'shut up about it.' Especially not in front of the staff. . . Heck, he only warned me twice. . . It's usually three times with Karl. . . . I think I need a duckie hug."

[cosmicdot]

1. W is thinking: winning a trifecta always chokes me up ...

of course, too, there's being lucky to have my photographer right here at this very second, and then, there's lucky to have Poppy's Evil Empire at my disposal to make things happen ... I'm just lucky, I guess ...


Karen Hughes grunts: OK, you can wipe the eye drops out now, we got the photo

[skip fox]

2. Come on, DU, give us a little caption before widdle W weeks

all wover the floor. He's so sad, you know.

[skip fox]

3. I just got an e-mail from someone I've not heard from in a long

time. A correspondent known to me only as Double-You. After seeing the picture and caption, he writes:

"I was almost physically upset. To see you do such a mockery to our great president and stuff. You pick a picture that is not fair is all I am going to say about that or it anymore. Then you take a hot dump all over Duck Wad, which is SO a good idea!!!! And I don't care what you say. You just make me angry is all. I wish I could post my own captions for our brave president. But I got people watching me all the time. I just wish you would be nice, is all. So there. Why can't you try? Huh?

Sincerely,

Double-You"


Well, what can I say? It is all now duly registered and recorded. Amen.

[underpants]

4. Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwimp

:bounce:

[Fenris]

5. The President has just been informed by Tony Blair

That Britain has neither a Wonka chocolate factory nor any Oomp Loompas.

[BringEmOn]

6. Papa Bush just told Junior that he can't have Syria

until he cleans up his mess in Iraq.

[Bossy Monkey]

7. Sunburn or gin blossoms? Which way are you betting? n/t