M.A.T.C.O.M. is ready for APRIL FOOLS THREADJACKING

[Zomby Woof]

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

1. But of course!

Every day is threadjacking day! :bounce:

[matcom]

2. THREADJACKERS UNITE!!

WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO

:bounce:

form of: A YAK!!!

[Zomby Woof]

3. been a long time!!!

I have a threadjacking boner!!!

[matcom]

4. eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

give it to David :D

[Zomby Woof]

6. I can't!!

It has his hat and he wants it back! :o

[GOPisEvil]

I was wondering where the hat was.

I thought he was off carousing with loose headwear again.

[matcom]

11. LIKE THIS?????

[GOPisEvil]

15. A modern classic!

:7

[GOPisEvil]

5. *moves away from Zomby*

Put that thing away. You'll put an eye out.

[matcom]

7. please do NOT 'stroke' his ego

PLEASE!!!!!!!!

[Name removed]

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[matcom]

9. snap, crackel, pop?

which one is cutest?

[GOPisEvil]

10. Cap'n Crunch...everyone knows how much fun sailors in port are.

[matcom]

12. stay away from the leprechan though

found THAT out the hard way x(

[Zomby Woof]

14. "hard" being the key word

Was he magically delicious?

[GOPisEvil]

17. Silly rabbit...Trix is for assholes!

[matcom]

18. had to tell him to....

Leggo my Eggo :D

[Zomby Woof]

13. the little-know 4th one...

Known as "Snorg"!

[matcom]

16. snap, crackel, SNORG?

not terribly catchy :shrug:

[Zomby Woof]

19. true!

But for an elf, he sure tastes good! :D

[matcom]

20. exactly how DOES an elf..................

douche :D

[Zomby Woof]

22. Really teeny tiny

Bottles of vinegar. :o

[matcom]

23. *whew* i was afraid it was

visine :D

[GOPisEvil]

25. Eyedroppers!

:P

[GOPisEvil]

21. Most elves are so tough and bitter.

It's rare to get a tasty one.

[matcom]

24. try a little 'tenderizer'

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

26. Can I put them between a couple of sheets of plastic wrap...

...and pound them with my mallet? :D

[matcom]

27. use Zomby's 'mallet'

apparently he needs some 'release' :D

[Zomby Woof]

28. nothing turns me on more

Than talking about thong-wearing breakfast elves who smell like vinegar! :D

[matcom]

30. LMAO

what do you do for lunch? :shrug:

[Zomby Woof]

31. I put some cayenne pepper on David's hat

Sprinkle some olive oil on it, and heat at 400 for an hour!

[GOPisEvil]

32. Think...Trix rabbit...and "spit"

:D

[GOPisEvil]

29. I don't want his 'release" ruining the taste of my elf!

:D

[matcom]

33. got to add sodium SOMEHOW

:bounce:

[Zomby Woof]

35. shall we shoot for 100 posts?

Or just shoot for the ceiling? :D

[GOPisEvil]

37. Dammit...what's wrong with kosher salt, dammit?!

Elves are high enough in protein - they don't need more.

[Zomby Woof]

34. Elf de la creme!

:D

[matcom]

40. a creamy filled center?

like a Twinkie? :shrug:

[Zomby Woof]

41. in my case

A Ho-Ho! :D

[GOPisEvil]

43. Not a ding-dong?

:P

[Zomby Woof]

44. A Ho-Ho

Because that is usually the response I get from matcom! :D

[GOPisEvil]

45. You don't want your elf crusted in corn flakes?

Seriously, you're missing out. :P

[Zomby Woof]

46. yankee-ass bullshit!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

47. Actually...I've had a corn flake crusted pork cutlet once.

It was pretty good, but it WAS in Kansas City, not down here.

[Zomby Woof]

48. their BBQ sucks too

Overrated.

[GOPisEvil]

49. I have to admit, I remember the staff at Gates' yelling at me more

than how it tasted.

WELCOME TO GATES'!!! HOW CAN I HELP YOU?!?!

That freaked me out, I wasn't ready to get yelled at! :o

[GOPisEvil]

42. With twice the shelf-life!

:D

[xchrom]

36. somebody said boner?

now you str8 boys are gonna get all nervous.
and don't scare the elves.

[Zomby Woof]

38. we scared the Elvis by mistake

Didn't like cornflakes anyhow!

[GOPisEvil]

39. The bananas are terrified!

They hate getting fried!

[Zomby Woof]

50. #51 is a NEW TREE

[GOPisEvil]

51. Wheee!!! New tree!!!!

:bounce:

[matcom]

52. WOOOOHOOOOO

lets get to 100! :bounce:

[Zomby Woof]

53. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[matcom]

54. how is your 'medical condition'

:D

and WHY isn't Kade 'doin her job'

[GOPisEvil]

55. HOW DID WE GET A POST DELETED?!?!?!?!?!

:wtf:

[matcom]

57. DOH!!!

no sex posts in a threadjacking thread? :D

THAT is a first! :D

[GOPisEvil]

59. We are SO bad!!!

:spank:M.A.T.C.O.M.:spank:

[matcom]

60. M.A.T.C.O.M. should be mod-free

x(

we should be ABOVE the MODS DAMMIT!!

WE are the TRUE ASSHOLES!!

[GOPisEvil]

62. It is our destiny to be asshole-ish!!!

Why should we be penalized, dammit? :P

[Zomby Woof]

58. I can venture a guess

But let's just say some people lack a sense of humor or proportion of what is truly important in life.

[Zomby Woof]

56. oh she does...

But I have a round-the-clock condition, and she is only human. :D

[matcom]

61. Kade only human?

never would have guessed! :P

[GOPisEvil]

63. She's got to at least be a saint.

:D

[Zomby Woof]

65. times 1000!

:D

[Zomby Woof]

64. Superhuman!

She puts up with ME after all! :D

[matcom]

66. either that or

'hard up' :bounce:

[underpants]

67. I have an itch in a very hard to reach place

Enjoy your lunch.

[GOPisEvil]

68. Try this!

[underpants]

69. More hard to reach than that

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

70. Tape two together.

Double the reach! :bounce:

[matcom]

72. don't you have a secretary?

for 'these' types of things?

3..2...1... :nuke:

[underpants]

73. They took that hot air blowers out of the bathrooms

Which had nothing to do with me...... :bounce:

[matcom]

74. LMAO!! 3......2.......1........

:bounce:
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[GOPisEvil]

75. CAN WE GET TWO POSTS DELETED?!

:bounce:

[matcom]

76. we are sure as hell TRYING!

:bounce: :D

[GOPisEvil]

77. Who can we piss off now?

:D

[underpants]

78. Why do you want to piss on someone?

Weeeeeird!

[GOPisEvil]

80. I thought this was an open-minded site, dammit!

x(

[GOPisEvil]

71. Dammit! We're getting to 100!!!

[LynneSin]

79. Baby, I'm getting my M.A.T.C.O.M threadjacking this weekend....

....if you know what I mean.

Boston here I come

:bounce:

[Zomby Woof]

81. 1 out of 3 Matcommers don't count!

Or will David be there to make it two?? :o

[GOPisEvil]

82. She gets two in one month!

matcom this weekend...me from the 23rd to the 30th! :bounce: