Shrink, I want to kill.

[TXlib]

I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead, burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL!

[truthspeaker]

1. and he started jumping up and down on the table with me

saying "Kill, kill, KILL, KILL"

[liberalhistorian]

6. And then the sergeant

came up and said, "kid, you're our boy!"

Yes, indeed, it is definitely time for another "Alice's Restaurant Massacree Movement!"

[Rainbowreflect]

10. Pinned a medal on my chest.

[liberalhistorian]

13. Whoops, you're right,

it's been several months since I've listened to it! Last Thanksgiving, as a matter of fact.

[TXlib]

14. You need to listen to it again.

And to the Motorcycle Song.

[redqueen]

15. Which is the one that goes

"let's go riding in the car, car... let's go riding in the car... " and then he makes car noises?

I saw him do that one live but I think it might just be something Woody sang to him as a kid. Either way I loved it and still sing it to my kids. :)

[Zomby Woof]

16. it is a Woody song

:-)

[NuckinFutz]

2. Remember Alice? This song's about Alice. n/t

[GOPisEvil]

3. Ahhhh...stories of the Group W bench.

[President_G_W_Bush]

4. Son, you need to calm down.

I think I'll send some nice men with sunglasses and earpieces to talk to you.

You're downright scary sometimes.

[TXlib]

5. What, you're not going to pin a medal on me, and say,

"You're our boy!"?

[livetohike]

7. Didn't feel too good about it

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[SarahB]

8. Work freepers or traffic?

[TXlib]

9. All of the above.

[SarahB]

11. Awwwww!

Well, here's a :hug: or something. :pals:

[billybob537]

12. Your not moral

enough to kill you litterbug!!!!

[NoPasaran]

17. I cannot tell a lie

I put that envelope with my name on it underneath all that garbage.

[liberalhistorian]

18. And don't forget the

"27 8'10 glossy photographs with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one!"