why does this motherfucker downstairs always have to fry his shit with rancid grease?

[datasuspect]

it stinks up the whole tenement.

fucking fucker!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. fry up some bacon and take him the drippings. duh.

[Curmudgeoness]

2. Maybe they can't afford fresh grease. Be glad they don't cook

cabbage and liver every day. Ewwwww.

[datasuspect]

3. shit, i'm thinking about buying a 5 gallon jug

and dropping it in front of their door.

[suninvited]

4. boil cabbage

it will cover up the smell.

[nolabear]

5. I gather you've never had deep-fried shit.

Man, that grease goes rancid FAST.

[Kaleva]

9. That depends on the quality of shit one is frying.

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

6. I didn't know

tenements still existed............... who knew? :bounce:
:toast:

[Chan790]

7. You live upstairs?

Geez, we were wondering who the guy was stomping around whenever Osie started cooking his dinner. Yeah, we know...it stinks. He's from some former French colony in Africa and old rancid oil is what he's used to cooking with, he claims it makes his food taste the way he likes it. You should see the jar of it, it's literally nut-brown, translucent and peanut-butter-textured at room temp.

Considering he replaced my former roommates, the Albanians from hell...I'll deal with the smell once a day for an hour.

[Kaleva]

8. If he's frying his own shit with rancid grease, I'd stay far away from him.

He's certainly different and he may well be different in a very dangerous way.

:scared:

[Ikonoklast]

10. Get even, start a meth lab.

That'll learn him.

[Brigid]

11. He does it because . . .

He's an even worse cook than I am. I didn't think that was possible.

[Joe Fields]

12. pull out your 44 magnum and blow his fucking head off!!!!!!!!!! (just kidding)

Jesus, there are worse things in life.