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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-11 09:06 AM
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raccoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-11 09:12 AM
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1. The year I was 6, we lived with my grandparents who had one.

It didn't bother me then--I was a kid--but I'd rather not deal with one now.

However, it's amazing what you can get used to...



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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-11 04:47 PM
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6. October night in rural Michigan, wind slapping tree branches, dry leaves whispering,
rats? banging around down in outhouse pit.

Ask me why I can in and out of a bathroom in two blinks.
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wysimdnwyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-11 12:50 PM
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2. Yikes!
Imagine walking into the outhouse at night, only to see the glow of those eyes poking out of the hole.
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Crystal Clarity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-11 01:19 PM
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3. Better that thing than some creepy guy
Yuck! :scared:...:puke:

updated 9/1/2009

PORTLAND, Maine — A Maine man caught peering up at a girl from below an outhouse toilet seat four years ago stands accused of crawling into another pit toilet on White Mountain National Forest property in New Hampshire.

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Forest Service special agent William Fors wrote that the man initially said he climbed into the waste-filled pit to retrieve a T-shirt. Four years ago, he said he was retrieving his wedding ring.

Fors wrote the man eventually confessed climbing into outhouse pits on more than two occasions.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32646931/ns/us_news-weird_news/

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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-11 01:25 PM
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4. The things perrvy men will do to get a glimpse at women
:scared:
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-11 02:11 PM
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5. At first glance I read that as "pretty men".
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Ew. I started questioning the (ahem) depths of YOUR depravity. :scared:
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Crystal Clarity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-11 06:14 PM
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9. Hey, wait a minute...
What do you mean by 'depths of depravity'? I'm only mildly depraved! *Hands on hips* x(

In fact, I can be rather shallow sometimes! :rofl:...:silly:
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Crystal Clarity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-11 06:17 PM
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10. Oh, you were responding to LynneSin
Edited on Tue Feb-22-11 06:23 PM by Crystal Clarity
In that case, never mind! :dunce:... :rofl:

On edit: No offense intended to you LynneSin. :blush:
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Glassunion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-11 04:50 PM
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7. WTF DID YOU EAT!!??
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-11 04:52 PM
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8. First Ceiling Cat. Now Outhouse Ferret.
Are none of our private physical activities safe from small animals!?
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DemoTex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-11 08:36 PM
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11. Acutually, I am happy to have my wilderness outhouse.
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nolabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-11 08:42 PM
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12. When I was a teeny little nolabear my great grandparents had one. Chickens pecked my booty.
I learned just how long you could hold it in.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-11 08:59 PM
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13. Probably roosters bgawking at your tush. n/t
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