NightTrain
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Thu Apr-01-04 03:58 PM
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Poll question: So, how can I get back at my employer for eliminating my job? |
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Edited on Thu Apr-01-04 04:09 PM by NightTrain
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stopthegop
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Thu Apr-01-04 04:00 PM
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1. ummm....find another job...be happy... |
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show you don't need the old job?
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Screaming Lord Byron
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Thu Apr-01-04 04:00 PM
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2. Just drop your pants at random moments on the salesfloor. |
guitar man
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Thu Apr-01-04 04:00 PM
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A dead rat under his car seat should do it :)
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Thu Apr-01-04 04:02 PM
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4. Hit on all the customers |
NightTrain
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Thu Apr-01-04 04:03 PM
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5. Yeah, but some 80-year-old who hasn't been laid in 25 years... |
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...may just take me up on it! :scared::puke:
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felonious thunk
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Thu Apr-01-04 04:04 PM
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6. Use "fuck" as copiously as possible when talking to customers |
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Here's your fucking shit. Holy fuck, that's like 10 fucking bucks. Fuck, that's a fucking lot of fucking money for this fucking shit. Fucking christ, let me fucking talk to the goddamn boss, and fucking see if I can get that fucking lowered a little fucking bit.
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NightTrain
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Thu Apr-01-04 04:07 PM
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7. But I've been doing that for years! |
Screaming Lord Byron
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Thu Apr-01-04 04:07 PM
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8. Can you get your hands on a Nazi uniform? |
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Thu Apr-01-04 04:11 PM
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9. I voted for the premium unleaded |
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I'm sorry to hear about your job. That really sucks. :hug:
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Thu Apr-01-04 04:25 PM
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10. allow your personal hygene to decline |
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anytime a customer asks for something, pick their single worst physical feature and say "sorry, we don't serve people with big asses here"
file a sexual harrassment complaint against management.
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zonmoy
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Thu Apr-01-04 04:31 PM
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11. If you know any dark magical rituals |
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Thu Apr-01-04 04:33 PM
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12. Run his cell phone bill up |
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The last day of work call everyone you know. The tang in the radiator is a good idea too.
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NightTrain
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Thu Apr-01-04 06:12 PM
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13. Hey! Now that's an idea. |
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Thu Apr-01-04 06:17 PM
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14. I don't know, but.... |
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I'm sorry, Dean. :hug: That just sucks! :(
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Thu Apr-01-04 06:19 PM
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15. Take IR-regular dumps in the cash register. |
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