John Stamos owns Charlie Sheen

[Bucky]

Who could replace Charlie Sheen on 'Two and a Half Men'? The speculation begins
February 28, 2011

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EOnline reported that John Stamos of feather-haired "Full House" fame — and a recent run on "Glee" — is in talks with CBS to replace Sheen. Stamos has denied any such thing, saying on Twitter last Friday: "Contrary to the rumors, I am not replacing Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men. However, Martin Sheen has asked me to be his son."

[City of Mills]

1. Charlie Sheen!

Charlie Sheen.

[Bunny]

2. Norm McDonald tweeted something the other day.

Apparently Sean Penn is going to try to intervene with Charlie Sheen. Norm said 'Congrats Charlie, you're now in worse shape than Haiti.' I thought that was pretty funny.