Way to go Clive Cussler. Kill off the villian with 80 pages left in the book

[taterguy]

Can you say 'anti-climax'?

Why the fuck do you make more money than I do?

:mad: :mad: :mad:

[kedrys]

1. Anyone else die in the last 80 pages?

That might qualify as a plot twist, no?

[taterguy]

2. How the fuck would I know? I stopped reading

[hedgehog]

3. So you missed the chapter with the zombie attack?

[taterguy]

6. Zombie attack my ass

I went back and finished the book.

No zombies.

I wasted my whole god damn afternoon because of your snark.


:mad: :mad: :mad:

[hedgehog]

8. Oh, you must have been reading the other book....

:yoiks:

[taterguy]

9. You mean Cussler's killed off his villian early in more than one book?

What a hack.

[madinmaryland]

4. Dumbass! You need to put a Spoiler Alert on this before you spout off.

Dumbass!

[taterguy]

5. Clive Cussler's written about 50 books. I didn't say which one I was reading

That is soooo NOT A SPOILER.

[Angry Dragon]

7. But his action figures do have often and varied sex

[alphafemale]

10. So maybe who you THOUGHT was the villian ISN'T the VILLIAN? Mr SmartyPants?

I'd pick that book back up if I were you.

[trof]

11. Just rip out the last 80 pages.

Burn them.
Eat the ashes.

[taterguy]

12. It's a library book

Do you really think I'd spend my hard-earned money on Cussler?

Of course I would be doing a favor to people who check out the book in the future.