Bossy Monkey
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Sun Mar-06-11 07:29 AM
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Share your poetry about the zombie apocalypse |
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Or read mine: http://ungodly-in-olympia.blogspot.com/2011/03/sonnets-from-zombie-apocalypse.htmlthe three finest sonnets you'll ever read about the zombie apocalypse (until somebody else writes one)
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Sun Mar-06-11 07:58 AM
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Zombies! They live! Run! Aaaaaaaagh! Aaaaaagh! My foot! Nooo! *chomp* *chomp* Br-bra-ai-iii-ins!
(It's a haiku)
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Sun Mar-06-11 08:56 AM
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Sun Mar-06-11 08:32 AM
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2. My zombie friend's who wishes to remain anonymous: |
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. . . (It's also a haiku.) . . . Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! . . .
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Sun Mar-06-11 08:57 AM
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4. Tremendous self-discipline on his part |
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or maybe he couldn't find any brains.:)
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Sun Mar-06-11 09:01 AM
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I hope they leave a toe.
I need to hitch a ride home.
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Sun Mar-06-11 11:44 AM
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7. Beautiful! I'm verklempt! n/t |
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Sun Mar-06-11 09:14 AM
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Can haz brains? Please please please please please Nom nom nom.
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Sun Mar-06-11 11:45 AM
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8. If somebody hasn't already started the zombie lolz site ICanHazBrainz, they should |
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Sun Mar-06-11 12:35 PM
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Edited on Sun Mar-06-11 12:36 PM by dawg
Leg-dragger's Lament a poem by dawg
Oh, cruel fate that left me thus A slow-moving Romero-type zombie Shuffling undead corpse I crave more than just brains
Feasting on the flesh of the living It's no easy task as your body rots away They move so fast, they taste so good My only pleasure is devouring them
My eternal torment, only slightly abated By the sweet juices of their bodies And the rich music of their screams Only to see the hunger return sevenfold
My destiny is oblivion Just like theirs, there is no hope When they are gone we will all suffer This apocalypse is for us all
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