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givemebackmycountry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-11 03:29 PM
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I just looked at myself in the mirror after a shower. I have the body of a Greek God.
Actually, it's more the body of a Greek Guy, and I'm Irish so figure that out.
I have to do something, because my body could be declared a Superfund waste site.
Next month I will be 56, and while everyone tells me I look like I'm 36, I know that a looming crash is out there for me.
I'm amazed I'm still around considering all of the "fun" I have had.
I'm a dumpster fire waiting to happen.
6'4 and 262 when I used to be 187 in my 30's.

Maybe I shall do P90X.

Is there a P20X where you still get to smoke and drink?
I bet ya there's a market for that.

Muscle Confusion 101, P20X Disc 1.

"If you normally hold the HDTV remote in your right hand, today we will switch to the left hand"

Muscle confusion baby, it rules.
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Alexander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-11 03:32 PM
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1. Is it Dionysus?
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jp11 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-11 04:01 PM
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2. Take that slow I hear they have you turn the remote upside down then backwards, consult a physician.
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Manifestor_of_Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-06-11 05:09 PM
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3. I'll be 56 THIS month.
Hi there, kid about my age!!

I got a few extra pounds too. However, by East Texas standards I am a goddess, because I do not have a frontbutt or backboobs. That makes me stacked.


"dumpster fire waiting to happen" :rofl:
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