Wish I was a Kellogg's cornflake.

[trof]

Whatever these guys were smokin', I want some.
Possibly the cleverest lyrics ever.

Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies,
Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style,
Talkin' to a raisin who 'casion'ly plays L.A.,
Casually glancing at his toupee.

Wish I was an English muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster.

I'd ease myself down,
Comin' up brown.

I prefer boysenberry
More than any ordinary jam.
I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan.

Ah, South California.

If I become a first lieutenant
Would you put my photo on your piano?
To Maryjane--
Best wishes, Martin.
(Old Roger draft-dodger
Leavin' by the basement door),
Everybody knows what he's
Tippy-toeing down there for.

Listen here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GwLdfjf2dM&feature=related

[nolabear]

1. I've loved this song forever. Okay, forty years.

[Joe Fields]

2. Wow, one of my alltime favorite simon and garfunkel songs.

also, "At the Zoo" was a great song.

"Orangutans are skeptical of changes in their cages..."

[Doc_Technical]

3. Another version by another New Yorker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhGBIzo6oWU

[av8rdave]

4. I'd settle for being an Oscar Meyer Weiner

[Recovered Repug]

5. That is what I truly want to be.