Drudge: Kerry to pick self as running mate

[scottcsmith]

XXXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXXX THUR APRIL 1, 2004 17:20:00 ET XXXXXX
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KERRY TO ANNOUNCE HIS CLONE AS RUNNING MATE

Sources have revealed to the DRUDGE REPORT that Democratic front-runner John Kerry, has cloned himself in a top-secret medical procedure. The clone is expected to be fully developed in time for the Presidential debates.

An anonymous physicist from MIT has revealed to the DRUDGE REPORT that the clone will have all the memories and experience of John Kerry. "We are now able to map the brain and extract key memory sequences. The sequences are converted to electrical pulses and are fed directly into the clone's brain stem."

The key to transferring the memories is the developing brain of the clone. "As its synaptic pathways are formed, the memories will take hold."

Kerry's campaign would neither confirm nor deny the report, although one anonymous Kerry staffer said ominously, "The technology does exist."

It is not known where the Kerry clone is being harvested.
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April Fools!

[MSgt213]

1. Breaking News. Matt Drudge claims to be a member of the media!!

[scottcsmith]

2. Sadly, he is

Love him or hate him, he is the source of "news" for lots of people.