Post using your animal's voice

[Duer 157099]

Let's do an experiment, and try to communicate your thoughts but use your animal's voice. Clearly I don't mean to post "ruff ruff" or "meow" but try to think of how your pet would communicate if he were posting online.

I bet the dogs would all be enthusiastic and supportive, about everything. The cats might tend to be sarcastic. Isn't it funny that we know that cats would be sarcastic, even though they have never been able to voice such a thing?

Here's my dog's OP:

"Hi!!!!!!! What are you guys doing????? Huh??? Hey, can anyone scratch my back?? Down near my tail, please???? No? Oh well, hey how are you guys doing????"

[HopeHoops]

1. Turn the fucking light off and my food bowl is empty again.

[Duer 157099]

2. Cat. Must be a cat.

[HopeHoops]

3. A-yup. A LARGE cat who sleeps most of the day. All you have to do is look at him and he purrs.

Damn is he a cuddle. When I got out of the hospital and was stuck in bed he rarely left my side (tucked under my arm) 24x7 other than to eat or use "the facilities". I've had him since he was a kitten and he's, shit, like 14 or so now? Total cuddle.

[yankeepants]

4. If you weren't staring at that black box all the time

we could probably be out walking, running, playing fetch, sniffing butts, rolling in snow, etc. Oh, and by the way, honey, you look like you could stand to lose a couple. Don't get me wrong, I like the extra lap room but it has been a long winter and the beach time is coming. I can smell it in the air.

[yankeepants]

6. sorry supposed to be reply to original post

[petronius]

5. zzzzzZZZZZzzzzzz ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzz Fuck off! zzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZ

Love you! Pet me! zzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZ....

[Duer 157099]

7. Let's go for a RIDE to Wisconsin!!! YES!!!!!

OK, who's driving???

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. You stopped petting me.

You have to pet me some more. Don't stop. Right behind the ears, and then do my neck. Don't mess with my tail, I hate that. Under the chin is good. You can rub my belly but I might consider raking your hand with my hind claws. Or not. Maybe you can pet me there today, I haven't decided. I need more food, too, but don't stop petting me.

[NV Whino]

9. Hullloooo, is the door closed again?

Why is the door closed again? I want in. Except when I want out. You know, the food dish is almost empty. You should top it up. Why is the door closed? I want in.

[mwooldri]

10. Call Kenny Curtis : 888-328-2345, between 7am and 11am ET.

He's got a few animals you can actually speak with. A Llama, a chipmunk, a skunk, a tree sloth, a polar bear, a pig... or just listen on 116 on Sirius or XM.

Yes it's a kids morning show but they do animal speak all morning and those guys do it much better than anything I could think my cats would post if they were speaking human, or even lolspeak for that matter.

[KamaAina]

11. "Aw crap! They just mowed the lawn AGAIN!"

And the guy in 117 NEVER leaves me any carrots or anything. All he wants to do is pet, pet, pet!