Horror Fantasy: A scene from "President Gingrich's" first State of the Union Address

[DFW]

GINGRICH FILES FOR DIVORCE AGAIN (says the ink was dry this time)

Washington, Feb. 30, Foxsucker Press

President Gingrich stated in his State of the Union Address last night that although the State of the national union was strong, the state of his personal union is once again in the process of dissolution. He announced that he was filing for divorce from his fifth wife, Magandang Gabí of Manila, and would be marrying 32 year old Olga Lottalova, a model from Minsk, just as soon as his divorce was final.

His current wife, Ms. Gabí, was in the audience in the capitol, and apparently had no more advance notice of the impending separation than anyone else, except for the Secret Service, who removed her from the premises under armed guard as soon as President Gingrich made the announcement.

A Secret Service spokesman said that while she would not be allowed to return to the White House, her personal toiletries, including her favorite lipstick, would be returned to her. "We are not monsters, here," he said.

[LynneSin]

1. He did it in the name of patriotism

ugh!

[Bucky]

2. Wrong forum

This is the forum for joy & grief, not the vague pooperies of reflexive political scorn mongering.