The Crispy Turd -- and other restaurant names

[Bertha Venation]

Come up with some odd or bad restaurant names.

[Richardo]

1. The Olive Garden

:D Could not resist. :hi:

[ginnyinWI]

16. Pasta Tree.

An actual restaurant in Milwaukee--maybe it's in the garden somewhere...

[Richardo]

2. Hot Brown Fluids

Coffee bar.

[madinmaryland]

5. Rick Santorum owns the rights to that one!

[KamaAina]

18. Or a sandwich joint in Kentucky with a full bar

the "hot brown" is a Ky. regional specialty.

[underpants]

37. Ooooh!

:spray:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. The Flaky Fart

[madinmaryland]

4. Heh!!! I think our cat owns that restaurant.

The fecally encrusted one! (She tends to have dingle-berries).

[struggle4progress]

6. The Mad Cow's Burger Barn

[struggle4progress]

7. Mary Mallon's Home-Cooked Meals

[annabanana]

36. oh very good . . .n/t

[struggle4progress]

8. Little Italy with Sal Monella

apologies to DUer Sal Minella whose idea I'm shamelessly appropriating

[Tuesday Afternoon]

9. UpChuck Wagon

[hifiguy]

10. Borgia's Italian Villa nt

[cloudbase]

11. Pho King

Austin, TX.

It's Pho King good!

[sarge43]

12. The Donner Party Cafe

[bif]

13. "The Farting Man"=Name for a pub.

I think the English could actually pull that one off. And I can just visualize the elaborately painted sign hanging over the door.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

14. Cud 'N' Gristle

[GoCubsGo]

15. The Pink Taco

There is such a place: http://www.pinktaco.com/

They tried to open a second location in the Phoenix area, until a handful of people complained about the ulterior meaning of "pink taco".

[KamaAina]

21. Similarly, Murder Burger

Davis, CA was fine with it. Then they opened a second in stuffier Rocklin, and were forced to change both to "Redrum Burger".

Also, there is a nationwide shortage of ostrich meat, which means they're often out of their signature ostrich burgers. :(

[KamaAina]

17. Heart Attack Grill

oh crap, that's taken. :(

[KamaAina]

19. Joe's Diner and Service Station: Eat Here And Get Gas!

:-)

[KamaAina]

20. The Pupu Platter

I was always amused when catered events in Hawai'i advertised "heavy pupus". :P

[madinmaryland]

22. The Eager Beaver.

[Ahpook]

23. Can't recall that

But my parents had a cool doc in Daytona named Dr. Quack. No shit!

That was used for so many family jokes, I can't count:)

[Auggie]

24. There was bar on San Francisco's lower Polk Street named...

The White Swallow

[era veteran]

25. Wonder why it didn't make it?? Pizza Jerks

Several years ago in Gatlinburg TN.

[Denninmi]

26. The Bloated Goat

A bar/restaurant in Fowlerville, Michigan (or, at least it was the last time I went through there probably 8-10 years ago -- probably still there, it's a town institution).

[LiberalEsto]

27. The Dog Bloat Diner

just 2 doors down from Aunt Assie's (Donut) Holes

[LiberalEsto]

28. Innards

Home of the Famous Foot Long Giblet Sub

[SOteric]

29. Chez Vrolet.

[MiddleFingerMom]

30. Kali's Family Recycled Bean Burrito Buffet (kids eat free!!) n/t

[OxQQme]

31. The Black Angus

after somebody stole the g

[Rhiannon12866]

34. Where are you from?!

That was the case with a restaurant near my college, no joke. The "G" was always missing, everytime I went by. And I'd cringe if I was riding with somebody's visiting parents, including my own, hoping that they wouldn't notice, LOL. x( :D

[Initech]

32. Pho Khu

[provis99]

33. The Golden Shower Restaurant.

real restaurant in Tanzania.

fake name? Chicken with the Runs.

[yankeepants]

35. Thumb Pullers