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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-11 05:52 PM
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My hypothesis about Bigfoot
Now now - I don't think there is such thing as an upright, hairy, huge Yeti or anything.

But the fact that this form has showed in other parts of the world partially validates my hypothesis.

This guy?



A fake. Guy in a suit. Or he could be exactly whom I propose as bigfoot.

Feral human.

OK take a baby or child that somehow gets in the wild. Beast takes over and this human will have to take care of him or herself. Chances are, they'd be a little afraid at us, as this person would have no idea what a human looked like. The person might watch from afar, but I doubt they would make the conclusion that they too, are human. Look at those big metal animals they travel in! Something like that might kill and eat me.

But chances are this human has learned to hunt, and does both ambush hunting and gathering.

If, somehow, that hunter kills a bear, being the human being he or she is, would eat the bear, and use the bear fur as a suit. It gets cold where many people see Bigfoot. And being a wanderer, even in summer said human would have to wear their bear suit all the time, so as to not lose it.

Let's take a look at this guy again:




That looks like bear fur he's in, at least to me.

Now there's the 'big foot' part of Bigfoot. Again, being human and skilled at hunting, said bear suit would have bear paws on it. Scoop out the meat and bone, and you've got yourself a pretty nice shoe. After a while, the skin would dry, and take on more of the characteristics of the human's foot. But it would be bigger, depending on the density of the bear paw.

Then of course the "HUGE BIG SCARY CREATURE!!!" If you came across a feral human, wearing a bearskin all over his body, chances are you'd be scared. Chances are you might have been thinking about 'Bigfoot' while hiking or whatever you're doing in the forest. Maybe your hiking partner jokingly said "This is BIGFOOT country out here!"

Your mind plays tricks. You think you saw something much bigger. And so it goes.
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amerikat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-11 07:33 PM
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1. So you think a feral human has sewing skills and
What's up with those boobs?
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-11 07:35 PM
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2. No but they might layer different pelts
Or that pic might be a guy in a gorilla suit

Still, I think the feral human is much more probable than undetected hominid
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amerikat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-11 07:56 PM
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7. I watched a discussion of that film on Discovery Chan.
That is from the Patterson film shot in California.
The experts were divided of course. The anthropologists were
impressed by the body movements. The hollywood folks thought it
was a fake.

This interesting...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FhPbSbGo8I&NR=1

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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-11 07:43 PM
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3. Sasquatch is real.
He/she/it abducted the Beastie Boys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_zI6jADB4w
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-11 07:47 PM
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4. Dude, I tip my hat to any 40-something who can still keep that up, and make it look good
:thumbsup:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-11 07:50 PM
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5. Yeah. rec. What you said.
:eyes:
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-11 07:53 PM
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6. Having just turned 40 myself, I feel hope
Maybe I can become that great hip hop star....
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-11 07:58 PM
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8. 40. I kinda miss 40.
Old enough so that people started to pay attention to what you said, not old enough so that you actually had to take responsibility for anything you did.
I guess that's why they call it 'middle age'.
;-)
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-14-11 02:04 AM
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9. "Hirsute"/"Hair Suit"..?
Coincidence?

I think NOT!
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Ter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-14-11 03:36 AM
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10. Sasquash is 100% real
Not so sure about the Peterson video, but there are at least 1,000 sasquashs scattered throughout the world.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-14-11 02:19 PM
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11. Could it be several feral humans?
Occam's Razor would suggest so...
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-14-11 02:21 PM
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12. And I ask, where are their bones?
How come no one has even found 1 bone of a Sasquatch?
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-14-11 02:25 PM
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13. All a hoax. If there's a Bigfoot, where's Mrs Bigfoot?
Or Mommy and Daddy Bigfoot?

Case closed.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-14-11 02:45 PM
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14. Believe me, I don't think there is such a thing as a real bigfoot
But there are a lot of things that people might mistake as Bigfoot
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-14-11 05:06 PM
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15. I believe Big Foot is real.
I saw "Harry and the Hendersons." What other proof do you need?
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Tyrs WolfDaemon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-11 03:24 AM
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16. BigFoot is real...
BigFoot is in fact the Loch Ness Monster who in turn was Jack the Ripper who married a Yeti.
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-11 11:41 AM
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17. My hypothesis is that "Bigfoot" actually has small feet but lies about his shoe size for sex
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-11 01:22 PM
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18. I seriously believe that there's a race of large primates in the Americas...
...that enjoys dressing up in Bigfoot suits.
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-11 02:01 PM
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19. Gigantopithecus would have a family or larger group with which to forage.
We keep forgetting that larger primates tend to be group oriented.

And based on their weight there would be a lot of dead ones from brachiating on weak branches.
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semillama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-15-11 02:19 PM
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20. A very good read about the Sasquatch phenomenon
Sasquatch: Legend Meets Science by Dr. Jeff Meldrum.

Rather surprising book, well worth a read. Seems that the evidence for ol' Patty isn't quite so easily dismissed.
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