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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-11 08:32 PM
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Those 5/21/2011 folks are everywhere. Today they held signs outside the Philly Flower Show
Seriously - do these idiots read the bible? I actually chatted with one of them. They feel because Noah knew about the flood that we can know too. I asked him if he read Matthew 24 and suggested this - either Jesus is lying or you are. Then I walked away.

These people are truly going to be disappointed on May 22nd.
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-11 09:35 PM
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1. so what should I plan for on May 22?
Water? Dry? Fires?
Maybe if I see a Lexus idling I can just take it?
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-14-11 04:11 PM
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10. Don't take the Lexus. It's a bait car.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-11 09:47 PM
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2. My reason for hoping it's true is rather selfish. I plan to find some hot, sexy fundies...
...and stay close to them,,,in case the rapture comes, I can look up their dresses.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-11 10:37 PM
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4. No need to look up their dresses
When they rapture their clothes stay behind. So basically there will be nude people floating upwards
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OwnedByFerrets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-14-11 01:48 PM
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6. There are VERY few fundies that I would "want" to look up
their dresses.:puke:
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-14-11 04:26 PM
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11. Oh Yeah...How about this one ??..
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-11 09:52 PM
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3. I plan to spend that day
leaving piles of clothes on the ground (shoes and all) in human-shaped patterns. Nobody gets raptured with their clothes or their stuff.

So I think it would be kind of a hoot to leave clothes in these piles near fundie churches. Make 'em think somebody got raptured and it wasn't them. Especially if the clothes in the piles look like the sort of things sinners and liberals would wear.
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Angry Dragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-13-11 11:38 PM
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5. That is a really great idea .........
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-14-11 02:49 PM
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8. Oh my
I think I love you.
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hifiguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-14-11 03:31 PM
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9. Clever. Snarky.
Guaranteed to rile some fundies. Me likey that idea!

:evilgrin: :rofl:
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-14-11 02:40 PM
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7. Ask 'em if you can have their stuff ...
Better yet, ask 'em if **I** can have their stuff.

:hi:

Bake
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