What's the proper way to mace a creepy middle-aged guy?

[LucySky]

in church or on a train.

[Kali]

1. ...

:rofl: :thumbsup:

[struggle4progress]

2. +

:D

[panader0]

3. I knew a guy who was at a bar (?)

and the lady tending bar asked him to get a keg out of the cooler. While he was loading it up on a dolly he heard screams. He ran out and saw the bartender macing a guy who had come around the bar to "court" her. He was flat on the floor while she was still spraying him. Hospitalization was required.

[nolabear]

4. + another 1

:applause:

[NewJeffCT]

12. +2

bravo

:rofl:

[BlueJazz]

5. Pick up his hundred dollar bills first.

[RedCloud]

6. Use the one with a ball and chain for better leverage.

[old mark]

7. Shake it till you hear the ball rattle, then straight into the eyes and nose...

Hold in place till you get the desired effect.

Get several cans in case you empty the first one.

Have a great day! :)

mark

[Doc_Technical]

8. Ask this guy at 1:40

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6tJ_ayFZto&feature=related

[LynneSin]

9. Alert | Hide Thread | Error: You can't recommend threads from this forum

Seriously someone needs to fix that issue so I can recommend this thread!

[KamaAina]

10. She'd have to pepper spray me

Mace is banned in CA. So there. :P

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. Take a good, hard swing. Aim at his forehead.

[LynneSin]

13. I'd aim for the crotch - that thing would render a man neutered

just like my cat Abbott

[MiddleFingerMom]

14. After first subduing me... er...um..HIM with several acts of unspeakable libidinous depravity...

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...I can think of no wrong way to do it.
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