Irish Day Match Game Story: "Liam, Ailin, and Dáivi drank til dawn, then _____ some Irish maidens"

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You have to use ten words or more in the blank to make a story.

The bloodier or funnier or funnier bloodier the better.

Have fun!

[Dr. Strange]

1. Let's do this thing.

Liam, Ailin, and Dáivi drank til dawn, then after a healthy four-minute piss, hopped on their horses and rode into town. They were looking for Tally, the Butcher. After an hour of throwing questions like soppy loaves of bread, they found out where he was: in his office. They went to the building, knocked a couple of times, and then burst through the door. The room was sterile and spotless. Almost like it was set up for--surgery! Just as this realization dawned on them, a gas was released through several nozzles located on the wall. Shit! thought Liam as he lost consciousness. We're gonna get our asses and mouths sewn together like some kind of Irish Human Centipede! However, when they awoke, they found out that Tally had simply given them sex-change surgeries. Which turned out to be okay, because Liam, Ailin, and Dáivi had often spoke of spending the rest of their lives as some Irish maidens.

*Period inserted at the end, because punctuation matters, dammit!

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2. Fantastic! And, punctuation doesnt matter at. all

you crotchety old man, you.

But you score MASSIVE points for the image of asses and mouths being sewn together like some Irish Human Centipede. Totally gross, and wonderful!!

[RandomThoughts]

3. Tell me I am a Ginger! Try to make me look like a Ginger, You know what you will get for that.

Rise up Gingers, we will take back what is ours!!!!!!!!!!!!


The time is ours, they will be sending the beer and travel money that is ours!!!!!!!!!!!



Spartacus - Theatrical trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA8WKduGUyc


And yea the ending is changed a bit.

AC/DC - Thunderstruck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RukUetw0hAM



Side note, for those that don't know, "Nein Roman Armies", is Old German 'No' armies.

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4. And what does that have to do with this thread? Nothing, that's what.

[RandomThoughts]

5. Then keep the thread post you make on topic.

I am due beer and travel money, and that will be sent.

[Call Me Wesley]

6. Okay ...

Liam, Ailin, and Dáivi drank til dawn, then drank some more, and more, and ordered a round again knowing to be bloody forever alone dreaming of some Irish maidens.

Good enough?

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. "Liam, Ailin, and Dáivi drank til dawn, then...

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...thought they had "scored" 'til their eyes were blackened by some Irish maidens.
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Friends tell me I was part of that scene... but I'm not sure whether or not to believe 'em.
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I'm certainly capable of such idiocity.
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