Billy the Mold Spore visits the Easter Bunny: Pt II

[scottcsmith]

Billy the Mold Spore and his mother, Mrs. Billy the Mold Spore, were about to hop into the family sedan when the telephone rang.
"Hello?" said Mrs. Billy the Mold Spore.
"Is this the Mold Spore residence?" asked the person on the phone.
"Yes," said Mrs. Billy the Mold Spore.
"Am I speaking to the Lady Mold of the house?"
"Yes," said Mrs. Billy the Mold Spore.
"Ma'am, would you be interested in buying a robot?"
"What kind of robot?" asked Mrs. Billy the Mold Spore.
"Al Gore."
"Does he come with the Internet?" asked Mrs. Billy the Mold Spore.
"Yes, and he also has a stick up his..."
"I have call waiting," said Mrs. Billy the Mold Spore. "Send me a robot to this address," and she gave a fake address.
"That'll be $5,000,000 mold dollars," said the friendly mold telemarketer.
"Put it on my charge card," said Mrs. Billy the Mold Spore, and then she sprayed the phone with pepper spray.
"My eyes!" cried the telemarketer, and hung up.
"Can we go to see the Easter Bunny now?" asked Billy the Mold Spore.
"No."