Mythical beings in MiddleFingerMom's life:

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[solara]

1. You are extremely funny

I SO look forward to your posts.

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[pacalo]

2. There is NO WAY -- & I mean, NO WAY -- you could convince me you're not a

CHICK MAGNET. Any chick who doesn't appreciate your personality doesn't deserve diddley.

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. I haven't been looking THAT sharp since MiddleFingerMomMom stopped dressing me. n/t

[pacalo]

9. Hahaaa! He's a cutie! With your personality, you should be beating them off with a stick.

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. I first read "them" as "it" and all I could think of was "OWWIE-OWWIE-OWWIE"!!!! n/t

[rurallib]

3. MFM - you don't want women to just sleep with you

there are other things that you would like them to do first. Trust me on this.

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. You just might be right...

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...I guess my long-LONG-term memory's starting to suck, too.
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[davsand]

6. A sense of humor is a necessary part of being a good lover.

Seriously. The men who could make me laugh were ALWAYS better in bed. One of the reasons I married Kevsand was because he makes me laugh more than ANY man I have ever known. He still does.

MFM, if I'd met you when I was single I'd probably have been ALL over you...


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Laura

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. Don't make me laugh.

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I think it was the female lead in either John Nichols' "Nirvana Blues" or the one
in Tom Robbins' "Skinny Legs & All" who fell for her lover (husband?) because he
was the only man she ever met who sometimes LAUGHED during orgasm.
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Prior to that, it had never struck me as being something "remarkable".
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I've had other qualities... but humor has been berry berry good to me.
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And thank you!!! :hug:
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[nolabear]

8. You'd have to take a number, kiddo.

[Angry Dragon]

11. Kick

[DoBotherMe]

12. LOL!

[Demoiselle]

13. A funny man is a sexy man.

Hell, I'll even give points to a man who's trying to be funny and isn't very good at it.