I'm sorry, but does "Homosexual Advances" sound like a pay day loan op for gay people?

[originalpckelly]

"When you don't have enough money to get you through, call on Homosexual Advances! We'll get you over the rainbow!"

You know, that gives me an idea:
Why don't you combine the St. Patrick's Day parade, and the Gay Pride parade?
The logo could be a buff Leprechaun and a rainbow with a pot of gold packaged condoms. You could promote gay rights, physical fitness, Irish culture, AND safe sex, all at the same time.

The motto of the parade:
"St. Patrick drove the snakes out, and so will the underwear clad participants of our parade!"

I'm going to hell for this, but thankfully I've been informed I don't believe in hell, SO THERE! :P