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Edited on Sat Mar-19-11 10:07 AM by MrScorpio
I've just gone through a few reviews by several "professional" reviewers for news organizations that shall not be mentioned.
Jeez, what bunch of smarmy, self-important morons.
I was looking at reviews for "Battle" LA" and it was as if these dipshits had never seen an action war movie before. Here's a clue for them, the title of the movie is "BATTLE: LA". That should have told them right there what they were in store for.
I read complaint after complaint that the plot and dialogue was just too simplistic.
Huh?
It's a fucking war movie with space aliens… If I wanted erudite war scenes with lots of "acting" and a fancy script, I'd whip out my copy of Shakespeare's "Henry V"… The Olivier version of course! Otherwise, what you're supposed to do is sit there on your fat ass, turn your brain off and revel in all of the exciting WAR ACTION and shit.
One fool even commented that the characters in the movie looked like they were part of a "forced diversity program". Why is that? Simply because the most of the main characters were either black, latino and poor white trash? Obviously, this person was pining for a cast of blond, WASPy, square-jawed he-men and has absolutely no idea what our American military looks like today. By the way for this fool, The Military IS a forced diversity program… If he had spent ANY time in uniform, he would know this.
There were other complaints that the camerawork was too shaky, that the explosions were too loud, the characters were too underdeveloped and plot was too thin… Again, what kind of movie did these people expect to see?
IT'S A FUCKING ACTION WAR MOVIE!
When shit blows it, it's supposed to make things shake. Exploding things that EXPLODE are not supposed sound like Justin Bieber making out with his latest girlfriend. That shit is supposed to be loud. When a character is slated to get turned into baked tofurkey twenty-five minutes in, why waste all of our precious ACTION WAR movie watching time with pointless character development? And a "THIN" plot? A platoon of Marines, along with an AF Tech Sergeant (YAY!) gets a mission to go into Santa Monica, rescue civilians, kick alien ass and take names… Ok, what's the fucking problem here? Because, where I come from, that's a fucking plot for a FUCKING ACTION WAR MOVIE. I just don't get it.
Me, I love all kinds of movies and I really liked this one. Because, it simply gave me exactly what I expected from it; thrills, chills and two hours of wondrously appropriate brain-dead fun. What else could you ask for?
But, obviously, these overpaid yahoos wouldn't know A FUCKING ACTION WAR MOVIE, even if it was screwing their sister.
I hope that this movie keeps raking in the big bucks, because we need an escape from time to time when the "real world" becomes too much to take. They need to stop pissing on our fun.
Self-important assholes.
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