The late singer Jim Croce wanted to save time in a bottle. What would YOU like to save in a bottle?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

[Arugula Latte]

1. My fingernail clippings and urine.

What, that's normal.

[old mark]

3. Are you Howard Hughes? I wonder what REALLY happened to him....nt

[Arugula Latte]

4. What gave it away? The Spruce Goose in my backyard?

:shrug:

[Gidney N Cloyd]

2. I'd like to save mimes in a bottle. Then they can do that 'trapped in a box' bit all day.

...or at least until I make a trip to the recycling bin.

[Bertha Venation]

5. *blink*

". . . at least until I make a trip to the recycling bin." Funnier than perhaps you intended. :thumbsup:

[MilesColtrane]

6. A fresh set of replacement organs

The lifestyle of artist wannabe has taken its toll.

[Skittles]

7. omg, Jim

he was awesome
:cry:

[eShirl]

8. lifetime supply of the New Drug that Huey Lewis was looking for

[PfcHammer]

9. Not really saving, but I've pissed in one and other containers rather

than have an accident.

[Taverner]

10. Laudanum

:evilgrin:

[Joey Liberal]

11. A lifetime of whupass on republicans.... nt

[Kali]

12. the aroma

(no, MFM, not what you think)

from a patch of creosote bushes after a Sonoran chubasco.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

13. Just so you know...and I'm sure you do...

...telling MFM that "it's not what he thinks" isn't going to stop him from thinking it. His photo can be found in the dictionary next to "incorrigible."

:-)

[Kali]

16. you got THAT right!

:toast:

[MiddleFingerMom]

14. I GOTCHER SNORIN' CHUBASSCO RAHTCHEER!!!!!!

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[Kali]

15. ...

:rofl:


eeewwww honey farts

[MiddleFingerMom]

17. Like you're not flat-out SURROUNDED by, um... you know... bee-- fhearts alla time. n/t

[Kali]

18. beef don't really fart

they mostly burp - did you know that?

horses fart though - a lot

worst smelling farts on the ranch? Watson

:rofl:

[MiddleFingerMom]

19. "Polly wanna... ... ... ... OMFG!!!!!!!!!!

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"Sure" says Watson. "Blame me because I'm fucking fowl."
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If you think Watson's bad... try an emewwww.
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[MilesColtrane]

20. Pooh Bear kind of looks like Orson Welles toward the end there.

[pacalo]

21. My summer of '70.