Older guys

[guitar man]

  
  I was in the grocery store the other day pushing my cart around when I collided
  with a young guy...
 
  I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I
  guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
 
  The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
  wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
 
  I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look
  like?"
 
  The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, big
  blue eyes, long legs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and
  no bra. What does your wife look like?"
 
  I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
 
  Older guys are helpful like that.


:spray: :D

[Kali]

1. hmm Skittles doesn't seem to be around...

:spank:

[Angry Dragon]

2. It's tough to be a hero

[seabeyond]

3. and the younger wife bumped into the older wife and said my husband.... yada yada yada

and the older wife said, dear, lets look for your hubby

when they found each other both older looked at each other and sighed.....

whatever

[Amerigo Vespucci]

4. MiddleFingerMom, white courtesy phone...

:rofl:

:toast:

[rurallib]

5. I bet we could round up a posse here to help the poor fellow out.