I think I found MFM's parents or grandparents online:

[kentauros]

The Very Social Network
Tech support | MI, USA

(I am trying to help an elderly couple get on the internet.)

Me: “Okay. Go ahead and see if you are able to connect.”

Customer: “I can’t. It says that I am not connected to any networks.”

Me: “That’s odd. I can see you on the network.”

Customer: *amazed* “You can see me?”

Me: “Yes, I can see you.”

Customer: *shocked* “Wow, she can see me!”

Customer’s husband: *in the background* “Well, put some clothes on woman!”

[rurallib]

1. was that you I was talking to

er --- I mean, yeah must've been a relation to MFM.

[kentauros]

3. Why, were you without clothing when talking to tech support?

:P

[rurallib]

2. duper-doo.

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. MiddleFingerMomMom ALWAYS had a philosophy of "Let a smile be your umbrella"...

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...so, even if she were in her birthday suit... she was undoubtedly well-accessorized.
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