Does this make my butt look big?

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. not so much as it makes your feet look Filthy

:D

[MrScorpio]

2. My standard answer to that question is always "No…"

"...You don't need any help in that department."

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. They're giving you Frequent Flyer Miles down at the ER, aren't they?

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The ONLY good answer (given quickly -- JUST before running away whimpering) is...
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(pointing over her shoulder) LOOK... ... ... ... ... ... ... ELVIS!!!!!
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[Angry Dragon]

4. Kick

[alphafemale]

5. She looks like....

A twelve - fourteen-year-old red neck.

In a trailer.

With fire ant bites all over her feet.

And no one to tell her to get a pedicure before taking a photo like that...poor thing.