DEADLY TERMS USED BY WOMEN:

[Lucinda]

1.FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they KNOW they are right and you need to shut up.
2.NOTHING: This means SOMETHING and you should be wary.
3.GO AHEAD: This is a dare, NOT permission. DON'T DO IT!
4.WHATEVER: A woman's way of saying F*YOU!
5.THAT'S OK: She's thinking long and hard before deciding HOW and WHEN you WILL pay for your mistake

:)


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[MrScorpio]

1. None of those scare me...

I'd rather have regular old aggression, rather than passive aggression.

[OmahaBlueDog]

2. What does what any of us would "rather have" have to do with arguing with women?

[MrScorpio]

3. When it's discovered that the passive aggressive argumentative style has no effect on me...

Then usually it goes to direct confrontation from there, which is always more refreshing.

It's always better when people say what they mean and mean what they say.

[MilesColtrane]

4. A phrase, not a term: "I don't like you in that way."

[Lucinda]

5. One that I have never said...but I am familiar with it

:hi:

[MilesColtrane]

11. Otherwise known as "Dropping the Big One"

[Lucinda]

13. Such a great picture

for something so devastating...

[KamaAina]

6. Used by Southern women: "Well, bless your li'l ole heart!"

Similar to "Whatever".

[struggle4progress]

7. Nobody ever blessed my heart. But lots bless my pointy lil head

:)

[Lucinda]

9. LOL

True!

[gimama]

8. what about:"we need to talk.."???

yikes!

[Lucinda]

10. Actually this should have probably been number 1

:)

[dawg]

12. That's bad coming from anybody.

Male or female.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

14. Yeah, but my experience is men do it a little less ominiously.

Men more often don't leave the topic so open ended. But when a woman says "We need to talk" you know you're in for something bad, and possibly multiple bad things. And it's going to take a while.

With men, it's usually more to the point, like
"We need to talk ...about that new scratch on my fender"
"We need to talk ...about your dog crapping on the my lawn"
"We need to talk ...about your curveball"
"We need to talk ...about your algebra grade"
"We need to talk ...about something I really shouldn't have said to your mother."

[seabeyond]

15. i was thinking the same. any time hubby says need to talk, i think... oh goody, talk

the good stuff.

i am not afraid

i get excited

then i get something boring...... lol

[kimi]

19. Yep!!!

Absolutely!

[sarge43]

16. The one that should make every man run screaming into the night -

"We need to talk."

[hobbit709]

17. You left out "Notice anything different about me?"

whatever answer you give will be wrong.

[bluesbassman]

18. +1

[kimi]

20. How about . . .

"Does this make me look fat?"

I stopped asking it after I lost 60 pounds about 10 years ago, but I made the awful mistake of asking it waaaay too often before that. Unfortunately, at the time I was married to a man who prided himself on his brutal honesty rather than his tact. :(

[LynneSin]

21. Kicking - men really need to learn these terms

:D

[RedCloud]

22. Deadliest of all: "Is it in?"

[Bunny]

23. Hahaha!

I'm guessing that's something no man wants to hear. :rofl:

[seabeyond]

26. ha ha...

took a sec., but swallowed COFFEE before i got it. :thumbsup:

[Gidney N Cloyd]

27. A man can counter with one of Stewie Griffin's greatest lines:

"So, any tread left on the tires or is it kind of like tossing a tennis ball down the hallway?"

[av8rdave]

24. Any more, when I hear "go ahead," I take the dare

I am so beyond seeking or worrying about permission.

[mikeytherat]

25. All you need to know, from Homer Simpson:

Bart has offended Lisa, and he's surprised she's visibly angry at him after saying that nothing is wrong between them

"Son, when a woman says nothing's wrong, it means everything's wrong. When a woman says everything's wrong, it means everything's wrong. And when a woman says that something *isn't* funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off."

mikey_the_rat