My life is over. - Democratic Underground

zanana1

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Fri Mar-25-11 06:34 AM
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My life is over.

I was in the hospital for observation yesterday and was told by my doctor that decaffeinated coffee really isn't decaffeinated! What do I do now and who has been behind this travesty for so many years? My heart is broken, as is my last option to taste something that tastes like coffee. Let us pray.

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Arugula Latte

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Fri Mar-25-11 11:30 AM
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1. I also just learned from the DU that "mosquito eaters" don't actually eat mosquitos!

Really, what is the point of going on?

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Kali

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Fri Mar-25-11 11:38 AM
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2. and don't forget about

penis size.

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MilesColtrane

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Fri Mar-25-11 11:43 AM
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3. Actually, that thread was helpful.

It taught me never to get in a sword fight with a Bolivian.

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