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[JohnKleeb]

I am not really engaged. "Katie" is a combination of girls I know. Thanks girls you all are wonderful :).

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. Nope.

[JohnKleeb]

2. lol lemme explain

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. I saw your thread.

:)

[JohnKleeb]

4. yeah all bs

:).

[greatauntoftriplets]

7. Well, you can't punch me!

:)

[JohnKleeb]

8. of course I dont punch

its a ploy to get attention like BOOBIES.

[Champ]

5. Didn't fool me

:)

[JohnKleeb]

6. it was your idea :)

[Generic Other]

9. Too late I already called your mom and told on you

Your real girlfriend too. Have you talked to her today?

[JohnKleeb]

10. I dont have a real girlfriend

[Generic Other]

17. Hey that's not what she says!

I'm sure you know her. She was looking for you. Something about a DNA test.

[JohnKleeb]

18. ok wise guy whats her name lol

[Generic Other]

21. Her name was Dorothy and she had something in a basket

She called it Junior. It was really (ahem) how shall we put this...hirsute.

[JohnKleeb]

23. then shes a liar I dont know no Dortohy

[Generic Other]

37. Come on! Blue gingham, red shoes, from Kansas?

Doesn't that ring a bell? She's making 3 other guys take DNA tests on Maury next week.

[neverborn]

11. Didn't fall for it ;D

:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

14. youre keen thats why

[DarkPhenyx]

12. Hey John?

:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:
:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:
:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:
:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:
:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:

[JohnKleeb]

13. oww

[SOteric]

15. Oww! You punched me. - And Congratulations on your engagement.

VelmaD and I are talking about a committment, maybe we can make it a double wedding.

[JohnKleeb]

16. you read it tho and no punch

I was kidding, I am not really engaged lol. lol you and vel, odd couple indeed, is it gonna be polygamy because I assume Pitt will be involved. Congrads to you two :).

[SOteric]

19. What?! - Will Pitt's hot for my scrawny backside?!

How'd I miss that?!!

Sure he can come too. We may as well invite the thread-jacking assholes while we're at it. And ForrestGump and NSMA. -Are you old enough to get married without parental consent? Okay, - this could be a pretty big crowd, I better start a database sheet...

[VelmaD]

20. I don't think we'll all fit...

on the hood of NSMA's car.

Poor Kleeb may have to sit in the driveway and watch. :evilgrin:

[SOteric]

27. Not to worry...

We'll have a candlelight service in the Grotto. Matcom will slip off to a dark corner and try to grope everyone's ass. David will be looking for someone to assure him he can keep his hat on. Forrest will be standing next to a giant cut-out of Salma Hayak, wearing a tuxedo t-shirt, flip-flops and a pair of Bermuda shorts... It'll be the social event of the season.

[VelmaD]

30. You know short bus is gonna blubber...

and cry like a little girl and I'm gonna have to spend the whole night reassuring him that just because I'm now married to 17 other people doesn't mean I won't still let him paddle my ass.

[SOteric]

31. He can

be the first to spank the bride.

[VelmaD]

32. I wonder if Grotto managers...

are duly authorized by the State to perform group marriages.

[SOteric]

33. Whether they may or not, I say we

trick Rick Santorum and John Ashcroft into attending.

[VelmaD]

34. Can we chain them to the wall...

and let the cabana boys do unnatural things to them for our amusement? Pretty please? *bats eyelashes*

[SOteric]

35. Aww.... I could never refuse you anything...

You find the cabana boys and I'll order the colour-coordinated chains.

[VelmaD]

36. You're too good to me...

almost makes me feel bad about holding out on ya til I get that ring. ;)

[supernova]

22. I fell left out!

:pout:

[VelmaD]

24. Must have used too much turtle wax on the car...

If you fell then climb back up. :P

[supernova]

26. LOL!

I'm definitely drinking too much red wine!

What kind of car does NSMA have anyway to have a hood big enough for a DU orgy.... a 1970 Coup de Ville?

[VelmaD]

28. Late 80s Lincoln Town Car

You could land airplanes on the hood. (I know - that's what I drove the first couple of months after I got my license.)

[SOteric]

29. Don't pout,

Just put on your wedding duds and get your name on the database.

[supernova]

25. Whew! JohnKleeb

I was really rather hoping you were not engaged, young as you are. Thanks for not giving this old lady a heart attack.

Though, I DO wish you will find a nice GF to have fun with. ;-)