Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Paradoxical]

http://chainletters.net/chainletters/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/

Nietzsche:
Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.

Oliver North:
National Security was at stake.

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Albert Einstein:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends
upon your frame of reference.

Aristotle:
To actualize its potential.

Buddha:
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

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Bill Clinton:
Did some one say Chicken McNuggets?

Moses:
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken, “Thou shalt
cross the road.” and the chicken did cross the road, and there was much rejoicing.

Richard Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road, I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the
road. I don’t know any chickens. I have never known any chickens.


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RONALD REAGAN:
What chicken?
I don’t remember any chicken…

JERRY FALWELL Because the chicken was gay! Isnt it obvious? Cant you people
see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the other
side. Thats what they call it: the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken
is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we
boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal
media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like the other side. That
chicken should not be crossing the road. Its as plain and simple as that.

PAT BUCHANAN To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

[alphafemale]

1. Ernest Hemingway. "To Die. In the Rain"

[HopeHoops]

2. It was stapled to a dead baby.

[baldguy]

3. .

:spank:

[struggle4progress]

4. DUer: Which road? Gotta link?

[bif]

5. To prove to the squirrel that it could be done!

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. Did this occur in Texas or Florida?

[JitterbugPerfume]

7. it was an intellectual chicken

trying to get away from a smelly tea-bagging skunk.