Hi, I'm Nick Nuke

[LiberalEsto]

and I'm here to tell you that nuclear energy is clean, safe and above all, fun!

Let me introduce my good friend, Annie Atom, who will explain how Radiation is Your Friend. Hi Annie, how are you?

Annie: Hi Nick! I'm good. What's up?

Nick: Annie, can you tell the nice people out there all about Radiation?

Annie: Sure thing, Nick! First of all folks, there is absolutely no need to be worried about radiation, because nuclear radiation is Your Friend! Every day the Sun, which is a mega-huge nuclear reactor, sends us its nice warm sunbeams to brighten up our day, keep our skin tanned, and make the flowers grow!
And our perfectly safe nuclear reactors are just mini-suns. Their radiation not only helps keep our skin clear, it also makes us just GLOW all over! In fact, I'm due to go to my local nuclear energy plant to get another healthy zap of radiation so I'll be glowing at the party tonight. You look like you could use a zap too, so why don't you come along?

Nick: Any time is a great time to play with radiation, so I'm definitely with you.

(Nick and Annie go to the local nuke plant)

Annie: Hi, Dr. Ray, we're here to get our regular dose of healthy radiation!

Dr. Ray: Why it's Annie and Nick! Great to see you! Let's get started.

(Annie changes into her radiation bikini, while Nick, in the mens locker room, changes into his nuking shorts)

Annie: We're ready, Dr. Ray!

Dr. Ray: Okay, Annie, you can go into Booth Number 1 for the full Mox treatment. Don't forget to use neutrino lotion to keep your scales smooth.

Annie: You bet, Dr. Ray.

Dr. Ray: Nick, now it's your turn. Booth 3 is specially made to accommodate your extra tentacles.

Nick: Awesome! Thanks, Dr. Ray.

Announcer: And so they glow, enjoying their regular dose of healthy, natural microsieverts. Remember, radiation is NATURAL, clean, and above all, FUN!

(This public service message is paid for by the International Nuclear Energy Cartel -- we bring great nukes to life)