So, in case you haven’t figured it out…

[rbnyc]

…I’m old, fat, poor and disgruntled, but I was really fucking cool in high school!

Old, fat, poor and disgruntled:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=439&topic_id=739018&mesg_id=739018
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=276x11177
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=9640254&mesg_id=9640254
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=439&topic_id=383286&mesg_id=383673

Really fucking cool in high school:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=9652249&mesg_id=9652604
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=9651231&mesg_id=9651677
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=9649049&mesg_id=9649812

Sigh.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I, too, am old, fat, poor and disgruntled.

However, in high school I wasn't much better -- just younger.

[rbnyc]

2. lmao

thank for that.

:toast:

[rurallib]

3. I am gruntled.

and intend to stay that way.

[rbnyc]

5. What is gruntled, anyway?

:shrug:

[rurallib]

11. no idea. I'm just ornery enough to be opposite of the world

[pintobean]

4. Kick

Just because it appears that you put so much preparation into this OP. :)

btw - I’m old, fat, bald, poor and working on disgruntled. I thought I was really fucking cool in high school, but I was just stoned.

[rbnyc]

6. That's funny.

I was only sometimes stoned.

[MilesColtrane]

7. I have turned into my Dad.

Most of my conversations are now about weed killer, instead of killer weed.

[rbnyc]

8. I've got to use that one.

:hi:

[hobbit709]

9. I don't think I've ever been gruntled.

[rbnyc]

10. gruntle:

grun·tle
verb \ˈgrən-təl\
grun·tledgrun·tling\ˈgrənt-liŋ, ˈgrən-təl-iŋ\
Definition of GRUNTLE
transitive verb
: to put in a good humor <were gruntled with a good meal and good conversation — W. P. Webb>
Origin of GRUNTLE
back-formation from disgruntle
First Known Use: 1926
Rhymes with GRUNTLE
frontal

I hope you will be gruntled shortly.

:hi:

[LynneSin]

12. RBNYC - there's just more of you to love

I need to get up to NYC and visit everyone sometime soon!