I now understand why the GoDaddy "racy full length commercial" is Web-only

[jmowreader]

GoDaddy's been running this huge teaser campaign for an Internet-only commercial featuring Danica Patrick and Jillian Michaels complaining about having to do this "racy" spot. After they were informed it was in their contract so they had to do it, they did so...and the spot they did is "unrated" content that's only safe to put on the Internet.

So I finally got around to watching the damn thing.

If you've seen Stroker Ace you probably remember the "chicken suit" ad, where Burt Reynolds stands there in a chicken suit claiming the only thing he likes better than winning a race is stuffing Torkel Chicken in his face. Well...this is that, updated for the 21st Century. Don't watch this.