It's April Fools, and I think someone needs to tell the Cat/Gasoline story

[absyntheNsugar]

You know, the cat ran out of gas?

[Kadie]

1. How about this one.

This lady came home and found her dog. She thought he was probably dead, but loving the dog so much and not being able to let go she decided to take the dog to the vet.

When she got to the vet, she took the dog into the exam room and put him on the table. When the vet came in he could tell right away that the dog was dead. But the lady pleaded with him to see if there was anything that could be done to save her dog.

So the vet left the room for a moment and came back with a cat in a carrier. He opened the carrier and let the cat out. The cat walked around the dog, carefully examining and sniffing it and then went back into the carrier. After seeing no reaction from the dog, the vet says "that confirms it, this dog is dead."

The woman thanked the doctor for doing all he could and asked how much she owed him. The vet replied "that will be $350." "What, the lady yelled, $350, for what." The vet explained, "$50 for the office call, and $300 for the cat scan."