"My ass" is the phrase for today. Modify a thread title to include "my ass".

[ohiosmith]

My ass ain't always what it's cracked up to be -- Adults' vs Kids' Perspectives:

[LynneSin]

1. Just an FYI - do NOT leave my ass in the fridge for 6 months

:D

[ohiosmith]

2. Brilliant!

:toast:

[mikeytherat]

3. How do you mend a broken heart? My ass.

mikey_the_rat

[ohiosmith]

5. Hahahaha!

:thumbsup:

[BarenakedLady]

62. We can give it a try...

:spank: :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

4. Okay, be honest: when you hear the term, "cock-fighting my ass"...

:hide:

[ohiosmith]

6. Hilarious!

:rofl:

[NoGOPZone]

7. How long does butternut squash keep in my ass? nt

[ohiosmith]

8. Classic!

:woohoo:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. 12 Reasons Women Can’t Stand My Ass...

[ohiosmith]

10. Too funny!

:hi:

[struggle4progress]

11. Ya beated me to it!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. I knew I had to hustle!

[struggle4progress]

26. As my old English prof used to say: "There's two sorts -- the quick and the dead"

[struggle4progress]

13. Remember when they busted My Ass?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9653110

[ohiosmith]

14. Good one!

:toast:

[LynneSin]

15. WARNING: YOUR COMPUTER MAY MY ASS

:D

[Dr. Strange]

18. WARNING: MY ASS MAY HAVE SPYWARE

[ohiosmith]

22. Now that makes sense.

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

16. Are all threads on my ass constructive?

:D

[ohiosmith]

17. Bwahahahaha!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LynneSin]

19. My ass is fat - really fat

:cry:

[ohiosmith]

23. You are on a roll today.

:thumbsup:

[LynneSin]

42. You are on my ass today.

:D

[geardaddy]

20. Today, we went to MY ASS for the first time

[ohiosmith]

24. Hahahaha!

:rofl:

[geardaddy]

21. Sorry, dupe

:hide:

[MrCoffee]

25. "My ass" is the phrase for my ass. Modify my ass to include "my ass".

[ohiosmith]

27. Nyuk nyuk!

[Kaleva]

28. Neighbours in shoot-out over my ass in Mississippi

[ohiosmith]

40. Hahaha!

:thumbsup:

[Kaleva]

29. Is there any good news about my ass?

[geardaddy]

30. My Ass ain't always what it's cracked up to be -- Adults' vs My Ass' Perspectives:

[Kaleva]

31. Teabagger governors will try to sell my ass.

[geardaddy]

32. Does anybody own my ass?

[LynneSin]

48. Fishwax will if Kentucky wins

:cry:

[geardaddy]

58. UConn's gotta win!

[Kaleva]

33. Call up a right wing voter, especially if they're older, and rub it in my ass!

[mikeytherat]

34. My ass has had enough shit today.

mikey_the_rat

[geardaddy]

36. lol

:rofl:

[Kaleva]

35. My ass Shows Soft Parts of Body Including Tentacles.

"Remarkable Fossil Sea Creature Shows Soft Parts of Body Including Tentacles"

[geardaddy]

37. My Ass...What to do...

[hunter]

38. Have you seen/ would you like to watch My Ass? (warning: you might get sick)

Original: Have you seen/ would you like to watch Inside Job? (warning: you might get sick)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=439&topic_id=767820&mesg_id=767820

GD makes this too easy.

[ohiosmith]

41. Funny!

:rofl:

[geardaddy]

39. Saw "Unstoppable" on my ass today. Lot of fun!

[LynneSin]

43. on a more serious note, what is up with my ass?

[ohiosmith]

45. Bwahahahaha! Ha!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[geardaddy]

47. You tell us!

:hide:


:pals:

[LynneSin]

44. Anyone else ever get a ticket in my ass? I just did:)

[geardaddy]

55. Did it hurt?

owie paper cuts.

[LynneSin]

46. OK, it freakin' SNOWED here in my ass on Saturday night!!

[LynneSin]

49. Older women who grew up in my ass, please check in here.

[geardaddy]

52. lol

[geardaddy]

50. Older women who grew up in cold states, please check in my ass

[ohiosmith]

63. Hahaha aha!

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

51. How far East, West, South can you get mahnomen (my ass)?

:D

[geardaddy]

54. :D

:D

[MiddleFingerMom]

53. YOU KIDS KNOCK IT OFF UP MY ASS!!!!! n/t

[ohiosmith]

56. Hahahaha!

:rofl:

[MiddleFingerMom]

57. WARNING!!!!!!! If you hate your job, this will only make you feel my ass. n/t

[geardaddy]

59. How far anywhere can you get Taylor Ham (other than my ass)?

or How far anywhere can you get my ass(other than New Jersey)?

[MilesColtrane]

60. Done, but it won't last long.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9654454

[Arugula Latte]

61. How to respond on DU if you don't understand or like my ass

[struggle4progress]

64. I wanted to post this video because my ass are so great in it.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9654837

[RedCloud]

65. I want to create my ass that never dies.

[RagAss]

66. This is my final post on My Ass !

[baldguy]

67. Open 6AM

[ohiosmith]

68. Hahahaha!

:thumbsup:

[laconicsax]

69. Drinking games you invented. I invented a drinking game called My Ass.

[Duer 157099]

70. Anyone here ever see "MY wild and wonderful white ASS"?

[Initech]

71. 843 car pile-up in my ass.

:rofl:

This reminds me of the Jackass bit where Johnny Knoxville goes to Mianus. :rofl:

[provis99]

72. Have you ever tried my ass coffee?