12 Reasons Women Can't Stand My Ass.

[PassingFair]

Hhahaha.

[ReggieVeggie]

1. well?

[demmiblue]

2. Lol...

I tried teh google... you are ignoring the author of this thread.

:rofl:

[dawg]

3. I'll play.

12 REASONS WOMEN CAN'T STAND dawg's SORRY ASS:



1. listens to that weird hippie-music from the 70's
2. I heard he voted for Barack Obama
3. have you heard him try to play that guitar?
4. have you heard him try to sing while he plays that guitar?
5. don't like NASCAR
6. don't hunt or fish or go muddin' or nothing
7. never washes his car
8. he'd never leave those kids of his alone long enough to pay me any attention
9. the bastard looks younger than me - and I'm six years younger than him!
10. if I cheat on him with some random guy, he just gets all pissy and shit
11. he's always asking me to try weird things like "hummus"
12. he pulls for the North in civil war movies

[PassingFair]

4. "My Ass" is the phrase for the day.....

sounds like you need to migrate north for a while, though.

I think the reception might be better.

[dawg]

5. But I hate cold weather!

Besides, I'm just playin'. Haven't really tested to see what kind of reception I would really get, but there are lots of intelligent, interesting, pretty women around here. I just have to:

1) take care of all my unfinished business
2) stop being so damned weepy all the time
3) find one of those aforementioned interesting women, and have fun getting to know what she's like and whether we enjoy spending time together
4) if that doesn't work out, repeat step 3

:hi: