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Wed Mar-30-11 12:50 PM
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10 things you will NEVER hear a man say: |
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Wed Mar-30-11 12:55 PM
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1. I thought #3 was a married man's biggest line....... |
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Wed Mar-30-11 02:10 PM
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3. Yup. I've heard that one a time or two... |
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Wed Mar-30-11 02:11 PM
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4. It USED to be... but now, with the popularity of the cougar lifestyle, THIS is the new line: |
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Thu Mar-31-11 01:39 AM
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24. I don't buy the whole cougar thing. I think it's just sad old ladies pretending they're dating |
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Wed Mar-30-11 02:39 PM
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7. Maybe. But the way you're thinking, "listen to" is a euphamism. nt |
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Wed Mar-30-11 01:37 PM
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Number 7, my husband would still be wearing underwear from 20 years ago if I didn't buy him new ones and THROW away the old ones. He's philosophy holes=comfort.
Oh, and stolen.
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Wed Mar-30-11 07:09 PM
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18. my husband and i used to battle when i'd try to throw out his old underwear |
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so i started doing it while he's at work.
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Wed Mar-30-11 02:29 PM
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Wed Mar-30-11 02:37 PM
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6. I've said at least four of those. nt |
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Wed Mar-30-11 02:42 PM
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8. Well, you DO have your father's thighs. n/t |
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Wed Mar-30-11 02:52 PM
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Wed Mar-30-11 03:17 PM
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10. "I'm lost. Could you tell me how to get to...?" |
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Wed Mar-30-11 03:19 PM
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11. Kinda like: "I'm lost down here. Can you help me find it?" n/t |
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Wed Mar-30-11 03:25 PM
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12. I was talking about ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS. |
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Please. Get your mind out of the gutter. :spank:
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Wed Mar-30-11 03:31 PM
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14. Yeah. Like I said in de previous post. |
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Thu Mar-31-11 11:58 PM
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Edited on Thu Mar-31-11 11:59 PM by Biker13
I will love you forever!
Biker's Old Lady
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Wed Mar-30-11 03:29 PM
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13. Or please pass me a roll of toilet paper! |
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Wed Mar-30-11 06:22 PM
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I'm stealing and sharing, with your permission, of course. :)
(Another thing you'll never hear a man say.)
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Wed Mar-30-11 07:10 PM
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19. Since it was "stolen" to begin with... technically it's not stealing. I think it's called... |
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...presumptuous delegation. . . . :rofl: . . .
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Wed Mar-30-11 06:27 PM
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16. You wouldn't happen to have the distaff version, would you? |
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Or do we have to take matters into our own hands...so to speak.
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Wed Mar-30-11 06:31 PM
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17. 1. Hold my beer while I try that. |
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Wed Mar-30-11 07:13 PM
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20. 2. Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's very very good. When it's bad... it's still pretty good. |
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Thu Mar-31-11 12:16 AM
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21. I wonder what would happen if I were in bed with a man |
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and he said #9
and I looked really close and said, "Wow, you totally do. And I should know."
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Thu Mar-31-11 12:25 AM
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22. Don't know if this creature disproves #1 but it's worth a laugh... |
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Thu Mar-31-11 01:03 AM
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23. Sorry to tell you but |
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my husband buys new underwear rather frequently. He can't stand it when the elastic starts going.
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Thu Mar-31-11 05:52 PM
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25. Do we have a coupon for that? |
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Thu Mar-31-11 06:14 PM
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Thu Mar-31-11 07:51 PM
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27. Now, I don't want to get serious in the middle of my own post, but this is JUST NOT TRUE!!! |
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. . . . . You KNOW there is something for which we will BEG, for which we will prostate and humiliate ourselves, for which we will recognize no depth to which we will not sink -- in order to get that very thing. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . DAMN YOU, MR. BEER!!!!!! . . .
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Thu Mar-31-11 08:29 PM
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