MiddleFingerMom
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Wed Mar-30-11 12:50 PM
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Onward & Upward... & Outward... & Inward & Outward... & Inward & Outward... and Inward & Outward... |
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Wed Mar-30-11 12:53 PM
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1. wow - the whole guy turned to stone when she touched him. |
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Wed Mar-30-11 03:19 PM
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2. Usually just one part of him turns to stone when she touches him. |
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Wed Mar-30-11 03:22 PM
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3. Like in that classic 70's erotic film, "Medusa fa Roma". n/t |
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Wed Mar-30-11 03:46 PM
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4. I think our Statue of Liberty needs one of those, too |
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How awesome would that be?
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Wed Mar-30-11 06:34 PM
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5. Reminds me of this gem. |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Raqkk5VQhQw(Sorry about the goddam ad but it's well worth the wait)
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Wed Mar-30-11 06:47 PM
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Wed Mar-30-11 07:06 PM
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7. Superbly shot and VERY funny... |
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. . . . . Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the U.S. by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs. . "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." . Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. . "Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs'. The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?" . . . . .
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Wed Mar-30-11 10:36 PM
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8. *snort!* My favorite Virgin Mary joke: |
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I think I've posted it before but what the hey...
Two angels are hanging out in heaven when one looks down and finds a hot dog lying on the cloud. Being a pretty old pair of angels, neither of them had ever seen a hot dog before. "I know who'll know what it is," one says. "Let's take it to the Archangel Michael." They take it to Michael, who says "No, I don't recognize it. Maybe St. Peter." They go to the Pearly Gates and show the hot dog to St. Peter who scratches his haloed head for a moment and says "Tell you what, let's take it to the Virgin Mary. The Queen of Heaven knows everything." The four of them take the hot dog to the Blessed Mother, who takes it, looks at it thoughtfully for a minute and says, "Well, I'm not sure what it is, but you put a pair of wings on it and it's a dead ringer for the Holy Spirit."
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Wed Mar-30-11 10:53 PM
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