MiddleFingerMom
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Thu Mar-31-11 09:01 AM
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Never eat a Cheez-It bigger than your head. |
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Amerigo Vespucci
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Thu Mar-31-11 09:19 AM
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1. When I first lived with my ex-girlfriend... |
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...we had a pet rat in our apartment because she really wanted a cat but the place didn't allow pets. This rat was cool...but the lifespan was a hell of a lot shorter than I would have expected. One day, when she had it out of the cage and it was scampering around, it went "BOINGGGG!" straight up in the air about a foot, did an in-air somersault, landed on its back, and...off to Rat Heaven©.
He was called "Rattone" after the line in the movie "Night Shift" about moving to nicer houses and not having to live with the rattones and mouses.
I can only imagine that Rattone is scarfing down gi-normous Cheez-Its every day.
:grouphug:
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MiddleFingerMom
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Thu Mar-31-11 09:50 AM
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2. What cracked me up MOST about that picture initially... |
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. . . ...is that, because I'm constantly aware of my sodium intake, my first thought was, "Geez... lookit the size of that salt!!!" . . . :rofl: . . .
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Thu Mar-31-11 10:26 AM
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Thu Mar-31-11 10:23 AM
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3. Maybe this explains John Boehner's, er, hue. |
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Oops...is this too political for the Lounge? My apologies.
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Thu Mar-31-11 10:46 AM
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Thu Mar-31-11 12:05 PM
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6. I love Cheez Its...I bought Cheese Nips by mistake recently, and I'll |
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have to leave them for the birds or throw them away.
It has to be Cheez Its!
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MiddleFingerMom
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Thu Mar-31-11 03:00 PM
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7. Stuggling to keep my damn piehole shut. |
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (raccoon said "Nips".) . . .
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Thu Mar-31-11 03:08 PM
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8. Uh-oh. You gotta watch it around here. nt |
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Thu Mar-31-11 03:12 PM
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9. I just saw a photo of a "vintage recipe", probably from the 50's... |
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. . . ...for Cheez-Its breaded fried chicken. . . . I am DEFINITELY trying that. Serious. . . . Couldn't find the recipe -- no need. I'm just going to pound some Cheez-Its into a powder and do the milk-egg-breadcrumb thing with 'em. . . .
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Thu Mar-31-11 03:35 PM
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10. It sounds good. Let us know how it is. nt |
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Thu Mar-31-11 03:49 PM
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11. There's no such thing as a Cheez-It that's too big. n/t |
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Edited on Thu Mar-31-11 03:50 PM by sarge43
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Thu Mar-31-11 06:44 PM
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Oh, it's a prejudice, I'll allow. But I used to work in Duke U.'s research labs and had to inject rodents with various nefarious and otherwise hilarious substances, and let me tell you a hamster can turn around inside that little pelt and take a piece out of you faster than you can say "amyloidosis."
I'm ruined for life, aren't I?
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