I've decided upon my new career. GHOSTHUNTER. Tell me if I'm missing anything.

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I've got my flashlight, a list of suspected haunted locations, a friend with a night vision camera, and most especially, I have ready the consummate phraseology of the ghosthunter:

-It sure is spooky in here.
-WHAT WAS THAT!?
-Did you hear that?

I'm pretty sure that I need a network to pay me and air my findings, but beside that, what else would I need to be a GHOSTHUNTER?

[NightWatcher]

1. Over there, over there, did you hear that

an old school tape recorder that makes slight noises or crackles....Did you hear that, it said "leave my house now"

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2. Excellent, I'm writing that down.

I'm working on my bug-eyed expression, should be a great match to that phrase!

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. "Like there's times I'll do anything for a Scoobie Snack." n/t

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4. I would have gotten a network contract if it weren't for those meddling kids!

But the scooby snack thing sound intrigueing...

[Inchworm]

5. I wish you well. My last "new carreer" idea involved sleeping with cattle

I had it all planned out. Well, the basics anyhow. Tent, beer, firewood, 4-wheeler, etc.

I heard that if I went west into ranch country my loud presence might keep wolves from killing the cattle.

It seemed the perfect job.

:beer:

:hi:

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12. We could always team up and hunt ghost cattle.

But you'll have to be quiet.

[LaurenG]

6. duh - where is the digital recorder?

:hi: :)

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9. Ghosts died before digital. They only understand tube gear and recording tape.

They get all crotchety about new-fangled whatchamacallits and stop their ghosting.

[Old Troop]

7. I believe you should add, "Don't open that door!"

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10. WHAT? WHY!?

Oh, you scared me. That one rules, writing it down!

:rofl::hi:

[provis99]

8. you are missing one very important thing:

an Unlicensed Nuclear Accelerator on your back.

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11. I'm going to have to go to a ghost bank and get a ghost loan because I just don't have the budget.

:cry: