Kids - they're a constant joy and never a source of cringing embarrassment, right?

[Richardo]

:rofl:

[backwoodsbob]

1. OMG

that rules

[Bunny]

2. Holy crap!

That's embarrassing. :yoiks:

[Call Me Wesley]

7. Wait 'till they read 'Moby Dick.'

;)

Bunny! :pals:

[Bunny]

8. Hahahaha!

CMW! :hi:

[Angry Dragon]

3. ,,,,,,,,,,,

:bounce:

[WildEyedLiberal]

4. Wow, this reminds me of a story my mom told me about my sister

Who, at a similar age, had a teddy bear that was sucking its thumb, and therefore wanted to name it - of course - "Sucky." Mom had a fun time trying to explain to my sister why "Sucky" was not a good name for a bear :rofl:

[sarge43]

5. Not according to my mother. n/t

[Call Me Wesley]

6. Roman-Catholic kid? ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-L3JMk7C1A

[LuckyLib]

9. I had forgotten how really funny this piece is. Thanks for the laugh!

[hailhydra]

10. When my sister and I were young

we went to a fancy restaurant for some family function. I must have been about nine or ten which would put my sister at about seven. I was (again) teasing her by hiding her silverware. She became very irate and screamed "Give me my fork and spoon!" Unfortunately this sounded more like "Give me my f-ing spoon!" and she was quickly removed from the table and escorted to the car by our father for some discipline, yelling "I didn't do nuthin!"

To this day we still laugh about it.