Seriously, only I would find a way to get a papercut on my nose

[LynneSin]

I kid you not


OUCH!!!!!!

[Kali]

1. oh yeah?

I once STAPLED my TONGUE!:P

[LynneSin]

3. And how much did you drink before the tongue stapling

At least I have a sober excuse for the nose papercut

[Kali]

5. nah I was a doofy middle school kid

my Mom had this little decorative stapler with "jewels" on it that must have come from some chintzy mail order catalog - it was too small and basically useless. I was trying to staple more than two sheets of paper with it - needed more force so I tried to use my teeth. ouch

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. I remember that!!!!

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Who'da thought that ceiling fan could spin you around like that?
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[Kali]

8. !

:spray:




:spank:

[struggle4progress]

2. Licking envelopes?

[hobbit709]

4. you need to use a softer tissue paper.

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. Owwie!!! ... ... ... ... ...... ... ... ... ... Just owwie!!!

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[sarge43]

9. OK, where are the pictures ... and the story? n/t

[LynneSin]

13. story isn't that exciting - I was moving a paper pad over to the other side of my desk and somehow

swiped my nose.

[sarge43]

15. Your nose jumped right in front of a moving piece of paper?!

Your nose has issues.

[Skittles]

10. JAYSUS LYNNESIN

ESCALATING YOU TO THE TOP OF MY LIST

[redwitch]

11. I am very mean.

This made me laugh. Sorry Lynne!

[Curmudgeoness]

12. Were you nosing around in some private files?

Shame on you.

:spank:

[panader0]

14. My friend was in a local Fry's food store

and bent over to get an item on the bottom shelf. When he stood up, one of those ad signs that stick out caught him in the eye. He was out of it for two days. The next time I went in the store, all of the signs had been rounded. They denied him any recompense.

[slay]

16. You have accident with origami... (warning semi-graphic but not really)

penis? :rofl:

(apologies to anyone offended by.. um.. origami penis.. lol)

[MiddleFingerMom]

17. I made mine PERFECTLY with a 2" x 2" Post-It.

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Somehow, I STILL feel... ... ... ... ... ... ... inadequate.
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[slay]

18. lol

least ya didn't overcompensate with some 6' x 6' construction paper. :rofl: :evilgrin:

[Deep13]

19. Stop snorting post-it notes! nt