This reminds me of one of the greatest metaphors I've ever read.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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It's by John Brunner -- I THINK from "The Sheep Look Up" (HIGHLY recommended) --
and it's about this extremely attractive woman who's oft-plagued by a circle of
mindless lecherous males.
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"She felt like a jar of honey surrounded by flies...
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...all poised to unzip if she so much as smiled."
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All these cocks made me think of that .
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[meow2u3]

1. That cat looks like mine

If that cat's female, she bears a striking resemblance to my Ruby, only Ruby has orange cheeks.

[nolabear]

2. *snort!* But it is a good book. I wonder how it holds up.

Stand on Zanzibar, I think, is his other. And now back to "Chickens in the bread pan, what'll I do?"

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. I see his buddy is in the corner should help be required.

wonder what happened next.