I have got a really, really big mental and emotional problem

[holeinboatoutatsea]

to deal with.

wanna guess what it is?

If you guess, I'll send you a virtual gold star!

[SmileyBoy]

1. Dead presidents are appearing in your cereal???

???

[holeinboatoutatsea]

2. uh

that has happened in the past, but I didn't tell anyone.

WWWHHHHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[The Traveler]

3. Hydrophobia?

:think:

[holeinboatoutatsea]

6. I like water

but hate big scary things that can grow out of it.

hmmmm.

could be?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. Does it have to do with marriage?

[holeinboatoutatsea]

7. I would defend everyone of my four ex's

love'em all to the end.

No, marriage isn't a problem, though the aftermath and inbetweens can get a little hairy!

[Paragon]

5. You overshare?

:7

[holeinboatoutatsea]

8. Used to!

man, you got that right!

I shoulda been gay from the start. What the hell was the matter with my mind! I made so many women unhappy I could have started a colony or written a how not to book!

[Zomby Woof]

9. that makes you mainstream on DU

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

10. You can't stop telling your utmost innermost thoughts and fears

to total strangers?

:D

:hi:

[holeinboatoutatsea]

11. hey, now

we're all friends here, aren't we?

I tried to say utmost, and the dog burped. I took it as a sign.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

12. Tourette's ?

[LDS Jock]

13. Coming out of the closet?

Just a guess judging from another thread.