ATTENTION! I am auctioning off this unpaired sock I found in my dryer.

[struggle4progress]

If there's interest, I've got some other treasures that I might be willing to sell, like this really cool antique knife: the handle broke off, and then I misplaced the blade, but otherwise it's in pretty good shape, considering how old it is

[Skittles]

1. SCHEDULING S4P FOR ASS KICKING

*EGREGIOUS*

[struggle4progress]

2. Hey! I'm a sexy dood! There must be somebody who'd like my sock to sniff!

[NV Whino]

3. Is it blue?

I think it's mine.

[struggle4progress]

5. Might could be, but I think it'll stop mopin when it finds its mate

[LynneSin]

4. Can I auction off two lazy-ass cats

:D

[struggle4progress]

7. If you plan to auction them off, then I'd say don't put them in the dryer

cuz one might disappear :scared:

[KamaAina]

6. Why doesn't it just join Socks Without Partners?

hat tip to Mom's friend Keetricess for that gem.

[struggle4progress]

8. Ya can git some great posters from that organization:

"A sock without a partner is like a fish without a bicycle" and such

[RedCloud]

9. Sock it to me. My sock puppet wants a friend.