Match Game: "Inez and Gina went to a water park, and after a few beers ____ the shirtwaist factory"

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Fill in the blank with ten words or more to make a story. Make it touching, but hopefully touching in the sense of full of death and blood and horror and terror.

And have fun!

And by fun, I mean dismembering, violence, explosions, and horrifying otherworldly non-euclidean things from beyond time that humans haven't dreamt of since the ancients.

[RedCloud]

1. decided to take a joyful smoke at work not knowing the tragedy that would unfold at

[ohiosmith]

2. Inez and Gina went to a water park, and after a few beers Inez became too tired to get out of the

wading pool to empty her urine bag. Gina being the more sober of the two disconnected Inez's catheter and squeezed the bag empty under the water. As she did so, a purple cloud began to surround them as the other bathers rushed to the perimeter of the pool in an effort to avoid the ever spreading aubergine mist. Following a brief struggle with three lifeguards, the two were escorted to the park's exit with instructions to never return. As Gina and Inez stumbled to the transit stop, Inez realized that she had left her urine bag in the pool. Gina, still the more lucid one suggested that they go to their workplace where Inez keep a supply of bags. So instead of taking the express bus to the South Bay, they took the crosstown to the shirtwaist factory

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Excellent! Nothing makes a story better than to include a urine bag!

:rofl:

[SOteric]

3. Summoned a beast from hell

through the traditional method of idly speculating what a soul would fetch while beheading a goat. After overcoming their initial urge to sexually assault the tall, gender-ambivalent stranger who had appeared in their midst, they quickly arranged an equitable trade. Grinning, they clutched their machetes and cloaks of invisibility as they returned to

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Yes! Tragedy upon tragedy!!

:rofl:

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. "...returned and wasted the shit out of the staff at..."

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7. An expressive and terse ten words exactly!

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8. Come on, you bastards, write more stories!

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