Top Ten Questions You're Afraid To Ask Condoleezza Rice

[Paragon]

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/

10. "Did Bush ever hurt himself trying to pronounce your name?"

9. "At cabinet meetings, who besides you and Cheney wear lipstick?"

8. "Do you know Leeza Gibbons?"

7. "Do you own a condo?"

6. "Did you ever try the 'Condoleezza Rice' at Chi-Chi's?"

5. "As a souvenir, did you keep any of Saddam's beard lice?"

4. "Hey, where'd you get that cool Halliburton sweatshirt?"

3. "Who told CNN that Letterman faked the footage of the bored kid next to Bush?"

2. "About those Iraqi weapons of mass destruction -- did you check Baghdad Mini-Storage?"

1. "What kind of job will you and Bush be looking for in January 2005?"

[xultar]

1. Who does your hair? n/t

[LividLiberal]

3. Who does your teeth?

[Beer Snob-50]

2. Why didn't you give Maxim any pictures of clevage for your photoshoot?