So your fiance gets 3 vibrators at her bridal shower. As her future husband,

[Pryderi]

how does that make you feel? Do you say, "Sweet"?

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. Well... as long as she was raised to share her toys...

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[MnFats]

2. we talking hypothetical here?

in any case I think we'd have to make a judgment based on the overall efficacy of the product.
does it work as intended? Is it safe?

[Arugula Latte]

14. Here ya go ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7oMY6sC7wQ

[hyphenate]

3. Depends on the couple

One of my best buddies didn't want to risk her pregnancy because she was in the "high risk" category, so she bought him a "doll" until the pregnancy was over.

Again, depends on the couple. She got three, so there is one for her, one for him, and a back-up in case one of the others fizzles out. :)

[MnFats]

4. every single time i have ;gifted' one, a former skeptic...

has reported back with giddy enthusiasm..

[Pryderi]

16. Well...in one couple, there are 3

orifices....

[Incitatus]

5. Is she gonna use them all at the same time?

[begin_within]

6. Add "batteries" and "lube" to the gift registry

[MilesColtrane]

7. No holes barred?

Oh, and IBTL.

[Chan790]

8. Well...

Speaking from experience and having really openly kinky friends where this is brunch discussion, unless they're rather different from each other (the vibrators, not the friends or the couple), it is somewhat two too many. Most likely one becomes a favorite and the other two end up in a drawer. Also, the choice of a sex toy is a personal one based on one's needs and preferences and really should never be a gift except between a couple (or **really** close friends) where those needs and preferences are (presumably) known. A better gift would be a gift card to a not-sleazy "adult" store. That way they can choose their own pleasure.

Make sure you get gift receipts, they can be exchanged (unused!!! unopened, obviously) for store credit towards whatever else you might want.

(And "No", I wouldn't be offended. Based on my current semi-serious gf, these would be gifts from my female friends and not hers. I'd be counting my blessings they didn't decide to be funny and buy a doubleheader.)

[Brickbat]

9. What, you're going to meet all her needs now?

:evilgrin:

[Iggo]

10. What?!?!?! My wife enjoys orgasms?!?!?!?!

Oh, the humanity!?!?!?!?!?!?!

(Not really. I say, "Sweet.")

[Pryderi]

11. I keep seeing Trojan's "Triphoria" commercial. What next? Strapons? n/t

[RedCloud]

12. Just get an assortment of inflatable love dolls!

[Arugula Latte]

13. Off topic, but the women's hair in that ad always makes me think of "Something About Mary"

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[Pryderi]

15. lol! DUZY!

[mysuzuki2]

17. 3 is a perfect number

2 for her and 1 for you. Have fun!